(Last updated: 9-12-2025)

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Friday, 9-12-25: A quiet weekend? Almost lost the ring.
Right now it looks like we'll have a fairly quiet weekend here. Maybe? Hopefully! It's the last weekend for a month or more where we don't really have much on the schedule. In the weeks to come there are various events like birthday parties, weddings, a memorial service, a road trip, etc. Not fully-packed weekends but enough to keep us moving.

I plan to work on the house both tomorrow and Sunday. No racquetball; I am taking the weekend off from playing because for the last 3 weekends I've played I can't get enough precious... precious air so I have sucked. What a bunch of crap! Thankfully my bootleg body is doing better since midweek this week. Wednesday I went for a 2-mile jog and didn't have to walk any of it. Oh Jesus, hell ya! First time I've done that in a long time. Weather was a perfect 10/10 Wedneday, too. Around 70, sunny, not too much wind, and really low dew-point so not humid at all. My pace was probably "only" 8:30-8:45 per mile, but I dunno because I don't wear a watch anymore to track my pace, distance, and time.

I misplaced the charger for my old-ass GPS watch back in June. I probably could find it if I tried, but I don't even care... whether or not I care. Timing my jogs was a fuckin' embarassment and it really has been sad for the past couple years. I walk more now than ever on most of my jogs. What a bunch of crap! Am I washed up for good? I dunno, but the past few days have given me hope. I've actually felt pretty good and I feel bad saying that because my awesome wife is still not feeling well after her nasal surgery.

I did some yoga this morning, I watched a deer walk through the back yard while the ducks and chickens were out and about, I worked on that garage job for a few hours in PERFECT weather, and I went for a 3-mile jog. OMG I WENT 3 MILES AWESOME! I jogged about 2.75 of it before I had to walk. However, the end is uphill and F that running up a hill. Hell, half the time I can barely run down a hill anymore what a bunch of crap!

The last time I went for a 3-mile jog was May 10, 2022. OMG! (I keep spreadsheets hehe.) The last time I jogged 3 miles without having to stop and walk at least a little of it was probably pre-Covid, but I'm not looking at my old records anymore so I'm just guessing.

^I don't have too much left to do on that side, and I think Monday/Tuesday I'll have it done. Daniel will help me Monday so in a perfect world we will be able to get that side done and move the scaffolding to the front. Maybe? Hopefully!

I almost lost my wedding ring today. I was going up the ladder to that first staging when I felt something drop. I thought the smallest piece of vinyl siding that I was carrying or a piece of J-channel fell, but nope I had them all in my arm/hand still. Then I realized right away because I felt it. When my left hand hit the top of the ladder it scraped just enough to flick my wedding ring right off. I wasn't even going fast so it wasn't out of carelessness. It just hit in the exact spot needed to take the ring off when I pulled my hand back off the ladder.

I thought "No problems only solutions (Thanks Bruce) I'll just climb down and pick it up." I thought I heard it bounce off the stack of siding below the ladder so I knew it was close. Too bad it's all lawn there and it's not mowed under the staging so I could not find it at all. What a bunch of crap! HEY GODS WHO DO NOT EXIST I NEED MY WEDDING RING ON MY HAND OR MY WIFE WILL EAT MY SOUL!

I almost immediately had a genius plan: borrow Gavin's nail-finding magnet. Surely it could find my ring, right? I needed to sweep that area for nails anyway because some always fall here and there on a job of this scope and scale. I kept working for a bit until Gavin texted me back. Thankfully he lives only a mile away, easy drive, so I put the ladder away and got the magnet. I got back and IMMEDIATELY saw the ring just laying there probably nestled at the feet of the ladder so I didn't see it when the ladder was in place. Hahahahaha!

Out of curiosity I put the ring on the magnet and... NOTHING. It fell right off because MY WEDDING RING IS NOT MAGNETIC-METAL GODS DAMN IT! Maybe in the ring-world that is normal, I dunno? I wish my ring was a material that attracted to a magnet, but maybe in life that would cause problems, especially around magnets hehe. Of course I told Kat my dumbass story when I got home and she told me the ring is titanuim, which I did know but it was so far in the back of my mind it would not come out of hiding on its own. I guess titanium is too cool for magnets...

So if I hadn't seen the ring there the magnet would not have picked it up and I would have been crawling on my hands and knees all over that spot like a nincompoop. I would have told the homeowner I was off the clock and the neighbor I'm the new lawnmower man hehehe. No just kidding I would have asked them to help me look for it!

Icehouse, Electric Blue. This is such a damn fine song. I had it stuck in my head after I wrote my bootleg update that no one will ever read from 3 days ago.

I guess it's time to bivouac. No sense staying up late when I can wake up early-ish and get to work on this place tomorrow. I was going to watch the Sox-Yankees game and I planned to put it on the DVR, but I searched the usual channels and there was nothing and then I knew what happened. I got fucked over by the streaming services again. NO SPORTS ON STREAMING PLATFORMS PLEASE. Tonight's game was on Apple-Plus. What a bunch of crap! We have a bunch of apples, I have applesauce, but we do not have apple fuckin' TV. I don't give a shit about Apple technology products. The end.

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Tuesday, 9-09-25: Our deer and that garage.
We have so many deer around here it's ridiculous. I actually enjoy seeing them, and I'm sure more often than not we are seeing the same few deer who bed down near the houses.

Oh this is a new one for me, Pet Shop Boys Love Comes Quickly. Really catchy song after the first minute. This YouTube version is 19 minutes long are you kidding me?! A truly great song deserves as much as 8 minutes, but most songs are not truly great and even one of my favorite songs of all-time, Lay it Down by Ratt, should not be 19 friggin' minutes! Sadly Lay it Down is only about 3:20. It should be twice that gods damn it! Best song intro of all-time with that one. Truly perfect guitar riff before the drums and the rest of the song.

The Pet Shop Boys are just great. Some of their stuff sucks ass, but no artist has ever batted 1.000. My favorite band of all-time, Def Leppard, has only probably made stuff I like 50% of the time. What a bunch of crap! That's okay, though. 50 great songs and 50 turd songs still = 50 great songs! I don't know if Def Leppard has 50 great songs I just made that up. However, I bet they do because their 80s and early 90s stuff was pure gold. 12 great songs on Hysteria. (12 for 12), maybe 9 good songs on Pyromania (9 of 10), maybe 8 great songs on Adrenalize... I could go on but I have deer photos!

Yesterday morning around 0700 was a bit crisp, mid-40s and soaking wet from a rainy Sunday. The deer were out back and when the sun crested the house the two skippers laid down right next to each other and ate the foliage. They were there over a half-hour and they didn't even run off when my awesome wife went down to feed the birds. OMG. There are 4 total deer including what I assume are the two mothers.

Tonight around 1800, broad daylight, everyone home:

I just can't get enough of that. It's one of my favorite things about living here. Those deer are probably only 30-40 yards from the house. Very close!

That garage-job might be coming to a slow crawl soon as I near the top-end of what I'm comfortable spending before my next payment comes in. Too bad because this time of year is GREAT for working outside. I'm on the south side so before noon I'm in the shade, sometimes damp from dew and chilly still, and after lunch I'm in direct sun. At first the sun is great, but then it gets a bit hot even at 70 degrees air-temp and no humidity. Not hot like this past summer, but enough to be draining. Hey, I still have an epic tan! Best tan of my life this year and by a lot. The tan will be gone this fall when it gets colder because going to a tanning place = what a bunch of crap!

Morning low temp of 42 and afternoon high temp of 72. Wow! Probably not uncommon for this time of year, though. I put the heat on in the house for 20 minutes this morning because it was a little chilly. Probably could have gone without it, but F that why be cold in your own home? Oh, I know. It's to save precious... precious money!

I'm 145 pounds and very lean. I don't want to get cold in my own friggin house or it sets in and stays with me for quite a while. I actually don't know what I weigh it might only be 140 because that's what it was earlier this year. I think? I don't really know what a bunch of crap!

Oh, I submitted my application to the VA so hopefully they accept my loser-ass so I can get a health-inspection. If they don't accept me I'll have to decide whether to just give up, go buy health insurance, or get a "real" job that offers health insurance. I guess if I bought health insurance it might be cheap since it's income-based and we are poor. However, I hate the Healthcare Marketplace with a passion and that fucking asshole Obama coming up with that. What a bunch of crap!

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Sunday, 9-07-25: Where is my precious... precious air?
This sucks!  I guess I need to get a doctor sooner rather than later, and I do not have one.  I'm fine with just checking out, but that's for pussies at my age so I should at least make an effort.  Right?  I'm having trouble breathing lately, and it's becoming a real problem.  It's happened to me off and on over the past few years, but lately it's been BAD.  I had it very bad for a few days in the spring, I figured it was seasonal allergies, and it sort-of went away for most of the summer.  I say sort-of because it was still there, but it wasn't as bad as it was in the spring and I've gotten used to it.

Over the past few weeks it's been a struggle, especially when I jog and play racquetball.  I've gotten REALLY bad at jogging, and I've done it enough that I should not be this bad.  I'm still in pretty good shape for a guy who will be 50 years old in two months.  I'm not in as good of shape as I was ten years ago, but I'm far from out of shape.  I haven't lifted weights in almost a year, but I've done loads of carpentry and a lot of that carpentry is arduous.  Roofing, siding, humping plywood up to a second floor, setting up scaffolding, up and down ladders, etc.  I've also been playing racquetball and doing a good amount of DDP Yoga as well as jogging so this is unacceptable in every way.

All I wanna know is why?  Why do I gasp for air so much?  I yawn a lot and I feel like there is not enough oxygen in the atmosphere for my bootleg body.  It's really a weird feeling, and the yawns are not because I'm tired.  I think I yawn a lot because I need more air so my body does a yawn to ask for it.  That last sentence is not based on medical facts at all because I know nothing.  I'm not about to Google my symptoms because I know what will happen.  Some bootleg AI that is only a few years from becoming self-aware and starting WWIII will tell me I have that crap you get when you smoke for 50 years.  Emplhzema? I know I spelled it wrong, but I'm pretty sure I don't have it since I've never smoked.

Not breathing right = what a bunch of crap!  All I wanna know is what's the problem, but finding out will probably suck.  A lot.  I don't even know if the VA will take my loser-ass and I'm too cheap to pay for a bunch of testing. Gods damn it!

^Probably me when I apply to the VA since I won't lie and say I am combat-wounded. Thankfully we are poor so that might help.

The straw that broke the camel's back was attempting to play racquetball today. I didn't drink at all last night and I felt good physically, but once we started playing I could barely breathe and 5 minutes into the first game I was just gasping for air and it cost me bigtime as far as being able to keep up with Mike and Gavin.  Last week the same thing happened to me when I played against Gavin.  It was a decent workout, but I just don't have it anymore and I can't volley worth a shit.  What a bunch of crap!  I'm not even going to play for a bit until I can figure out what the hell is wrong.

Should I blame COVID?  I haven't been the same since that man-made bullshit.  However, that restaurant shit-show happened as well as COVID and that was a skid-stain on my bootleg life that I still have not recovered from.  My life since mid-2020, just over 5 years ago, has been a downhill slide. What a bunch of crap!  Now we are in a better spot and both my awesome wife and I are struggling physically.  Poor Kat had a nasal surgery that has hit her hard.  The surgery was 17 days ago, but she's in more pain that ever.  What a bunch of crap!  She blows her nose and blood clots come out and it makes me feel bad.  The last two surgeries she has had have not gone well for her.

I haven't told anyone how fucked my breathing is because I don't want it to be all about me.  Maybe it's an easy fix anyway?  The last thing I want to do is complain to Kat when she has so many health issues of her own to battle.  I did tell Gavin I might have to take a break from playing until I can figure it out because I feel like I'm just holding the guys back with how poorly I play lately.  Better they play some 1 v 1 without me so they can get a better workout.  I'll miss playing, but what's the point when I'm only 50% most of the time? I hope I can find a path to better breathing so I can be competitive against the guys again because it's been a long time, too long, since we've had epic games that were A+ workouts. For me all summer it's been between a C and a D.  Maybe even throw in an F here and there.  What a bunch of crap!

Enough crying about my failing ass.  In other fails, I watched some of the Patriots game today and that sucked. A lot.  They lost at home to the Raiders earlier and they looked pretty bad in the loss.  What a bunch of crap!  It was nice to be home for the game without a burden of running a restaurant.  Right now I'm watching the Bills vs. Ravens Sunday night game, but it's bedtime soon so I might not even finish watching it before it ends. Staying up until 2330 or so = I don't think so!

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Saturday, 9-06-25: The shed and a generator.
I worked on the shed for a few hours today in between a trip to the dump and Lowe's, and I finally have the thing water-tight even though it's not actually done:

I used synthetic roofing "tarpaper" for the wrap, but who cares it's just a shed. Right? I wouldn't even need that if I was going to use t11 plywood siding, but I think I'll just throw on basic grey, tan, or white siding. I'll let my awesome wife decide what color, but those 3 colors are in-stock and relatively inexpensive as compared to custom colors and whatnot. Vinyl is final!

I also finally ordered this today:

I actually ordered two of them! One for our house and one for Debbie and Dillon's house. We considered getting just one big generator to power both houses, but that's not really possible due to the electrical side of things. It's a Generac 14,000 KWH that we will have to run with propane since natural gas isn't available out here in Eddington. I got my military pricing so each of us "only" paid $4900 with sales tax for the unit itself. It's supposed to arrive for pickup at Lowe's around the 24th, but we shall see. I need to get Fire and Ice and Sparkies out here to hook it all up once it does arrive and I'm sure we will need some add-ons and maybe a slab to set it on. I'm thinking getting it all hooked up will be between $8,000-10,000 per house.

The power goes out a lot here, and in big storms it can stay out for days. Even in Brewer right in town we had some horrible wind storms that took out our power for 2-3 days so out here it will be a lot worse. What a bunch of crap! I thought about solar since we get lots of sun here, but I just can't bring myself to do it yet. Maybe if we were in a higher tax bracket and could take advantage of some expiring tax credits for it I would take a closer look, but we are still poor on paper for this tax year due to the carry-over losses from the restaurant.

I should send the IRS a quarterly payment, though. I haven't done one of those all year and I usually don't, but all my income is from self-employment so I'll have to pay the Social Security and Medicare tax on that income. It not a really huge number, but it doesn't have to be before it gets into the thousands of dollars in tax liability in a hurry. The carpentry side of my income will be higher than it's ever been in the past thanks to the huge garage job in Brewer that is only roughly 50% done. No doubt I'll still be working on it in 2026!

The Patriots play tomorrow at 1300 and I should watch some of the game. They've been TERRIBLE over the past few years so it can't get any worse. Right? Ever since Brady left a few years ago watching the Patriots has been painful. What a bunch of crap! Speaking of painful, the Red Sox are losing by a lot again in AZ so I just turned it off and it's quiet here. I'm not even ripping out tunes! I should get some tunes going, but the silence is sort-of nice and I'll be bivouacing soon. Rain all of tomorrow so I'll play racquetball and work on some tax stuff for clients. I might organize some downstairs as well in what will soon be the gym area. It's still a mess in that room and I need to get on it so I can lift weights again. At my current pace I won't have it done until 2026. What a bunch of crap!

Once my tax business calms down I'll have more precious... precious time to work downstairs. It's only 5-10 or so hours a week for the past couple weeks, but that on top of the garage job and other stuff going on I just haven't worked on the house as much as I wanted to. 5-10 hours a week for the tax business is really a lot for my ass compared to what I've done this time of year in the past. I have two very involved tax situations that have required multiple client meetings and even a trip to the local IRS office with a client last month. I also had to research for a new client and I'm still putting the finishing pieces together for Jason's taxes. I'll be glad when all of that is done and I can focus more on the house and getting ready for deer hunting.

Alright turds, all two of you who read this bootleg turd of a website, I'm going to chill out for a little but then bivouac. Goonies never say die!

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Friday, 9-05-25: A quiet weekend? Garage photos and the Red Sox.
The Red Sox are playing on the west coast for the next several games and they are in Arizona now against the Diaondbacks. They have been playing very well since the All-Star game and are in good position for a wild-card playoff spot at something like 78-63. Odds of winning the World Series are very slim, but not many people expected them to even be in contention for the playoffs as of the end of June (myself included what a bunch of crap!)

The NFL season also began last night with the Cowboys vs. the Eagles. I watched a little of the game before I bivouaced, and tonight the Chiefs play the Chargers in Brazil, but that one is on YouTube. All I wanna know is why? Why do NFL games have to be exclusively on Youtube? I don't even know how to access that one. Yes I use Youtube on this old-ass Acer computer, but I don't think I can actually watch a football game on it. I probably need to subscribe and F that. I use YouTube for 80s music and the occasional instructional video. Last week I watched a couple videos on how to install Genstone...

I ordered more Genstone for that massive garage job in Brewer (faux stone on the front) and it arrived this afternoon. I'll install some next week, but today we were focused on siding the south side. I have a lot of scaffolding there and that makes a HUGE difference in not only safety but also production. It does take time to set up and break down, but once it's in place I can fly through a section of siding, soffit, trim, etc. Here is how it looked mid-afternoon today:

^I worked on the front top for a few hours yesterday, and today Daniel and I crushed it mostly working on the south side where all the scaffolding is in place. We got a lot of siding installed and we did it safely. No injuries = win.

^Earlier in the week I finished rebuilding what was some shit-show and rotting trim along the eaves there. I still need to metal-wrap it all and I've never done that before, but it's not too hard. Maybe? Hopefully! I can rent a break to bend it properly since the tools I have now don't quite get it done in a way that I like. I can practice on our shed that I should have finished last week but that I've barely worked on at all since mid-month last month. I've just been too busy what a bunch of crap!

The weather was great, near 70 and mostly cloudy, I'll take that all year. Especially after working on that thing when it was 90+ and working on it last winter at 30 degrees and windy. This time of year is the best for working outside. Most of September = fantastic weather and so far this September is off to a great start. Sadly we do have rain coming later tomorrow and most of Sunday, but it's been very dry and we need that rain. We plan to have a quiet weekend here and tomorrow I think I can get the shed waterproof. Maybe? Hopefully!

I "only" worked on that garage 18.25 hours this week. Not much, but it's about my normal based on his budget and my other projects. I still have a few tax clients to finish stuff for, but I did finish one bigger project and I got it in the mail earlier today so that was a relief checking that off the list for now. We had a very comprehensive business plan for something in the works that I don't want to get into here on this bootleg site that almost no one will ever read, but it's important to us so we shall see how that shakes out...

A quiet weekend here will be great so I can get more work done for some tax clients, get the shed water-tight, and just relax some. Maybe play racquetball Sunday and a trip to the dump tomorrow before we get rain. I still have a lot to do. A LOT. I'm hoping things start to turn in my favor as I get some of these heavy-hitting tax clients finished up and make more progress here at our own house. My awesome wife got a lot done today by clearing out one of our two storage units and bringing it all here. If we can get most or all of that in the shed that would be awesome, but I have to actually finish the shed first hehe.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHERE THE FUCK IS CHANNEL 1928?! SPECTRUM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? ALL I WANNA KNOW IS WHY? WHY DID YOU TAKE AWAY THE 1980S CHANNEL YOU MUDDA FUCKAS? Lately I've just put on 80s music on YouTube, but I am not on Youtube I am on the TV and the Red Sox are losing badly so I want 80s music and it is gone. The Nothing came and took it like it took away the beautiful lake from the Rock Biters in the North in The Neverending Story.

WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP!

I flipped to 1928, 70s music was on, so I hit the GUIDE button and no music channels even show up. Now I am listening to some dog-shit song by "The Chicago Transit Authority" that says 1969 so this is depressing. Chicago has a couple good songs, but nothing from 1969 was good. Guess I'll just turn off the TV and rack out in a few. Maybe if I keep this channel on some good stuff would play because there is a lot of great 70s music, but the 80s are better in every way.

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