(Last updated: 2-15-2026)

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Welcome to my crappy website. It truly is a bootleg bunch of crap, but I don't care. Not at all. I'm not doing it just to entertain you scumbags; I'm doing it because writing is fun but I am too lazy to actually write a real book. Don't laugh because I'm serious.

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"If you had a fish what would you name him?" -Kat
"SWIMMER!" -Damon (our 4-year old grandson.)
"That's a really stupid name." -Dillon (Damon's father)

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Sunday, 2-15-26: More work to do than... ever before?
I canceled everything except the basics for now. As of two days ago yoga, racquetball, and the occasional jog on the treadmill is on pause. It's time to drop the hammer and get my work done, and there is a lot of work. A LOT. Like, more than I've ever had before in my worthless life. Fun is canceled and we don't even watch much TV lately beause we are too friggin' busy.

I've been working way more than 40 hours a week since the last week of November last year, and that will not stop until *maybe* May. What a bunch of crap! My awesome wife and I are in work-beast-mode now. Over the past few days we've racked out fairly early and gotten up between 0530-0545 to get geared up for a long day of work. I fuel up with some breakfast, watch a few news headlines and weather, vaccuum or do dishes, maybe both depending on the day, then it's out the door to warm up the vehicles, play with the dogs for a few minutes, and get into town for a full, long day of work. For the past three weeks my attention has been split, and now more than ever, due to the tax business. Not only do I have all kinds of tax clients who need me right now but I also have obligations to help fire Mad Kat 2.0 back up. The restaurant is going to be totally badass, but the work required to get there is incredibly daunting.

I usually get home between 1830-1930, I shovel in an edible, I eat a frozen dinner and some snacks, and we chill out and watch soe wrestling or something equally mindless on TV for a bit, on in the background a lot of the time while I read a couple news headlines online or play a stupid little cellphone puzzle game (WOODUKO) before sleep-o-clock.

I can't even begin to fill in the blanks on what's been happening in our crazy lives. Somehow Kat and Via managed to get 25 or so people hired and onboarded within the past several days. I sat in on probably 80% of the interviews, but they handled everything else and in my opinion they've done a really good job. Thursday last week was probably the busiest day we've had. Jason came up do do more A/V, we had a couple interviews, I had a couple tax clients, I had some carpentry to finish, and we had most of the new hires coming and going for their paperwork.

Oh, Wednesday last week I finally got this room functional for that huge garage job that I started way back in October, 2024:

Still needs some recessed lights, trim, adjustments to the bookcase-unit, and a few exterior lights on the deck. That room is 98% done now. Oh Jesus hell ya! I'm on pause there for at least two months unless I have to go fix something ridiculous, and the hoeowner knows that. I should have quit there a month ago, but I can't manage my time correctly anymore and I have regressed in life in that area. What a bunch of crap!

^That bookcase-unit was a giant time-succubus. Looks nice, though!

It might not be time management as much as a feeling of being borderline overwhelmed with work 90% of the time. How healthy is that?! I've had some arduous tax clients as well so far, and rarely do I get a very easy one with new "Big Beautiful Bill" tax changes like no tax on tips, no tax on overtime, etc. Hey, at least I can charge more for that stuff! Had a client last week dump a folder with 89 w2G forms. OMG?! They won over 200k at casinos last year, and not all the same casinos. I had one of my ost trusted helpers data-enter them all today because F that I have too much carpentry to do. She got them all into the system in under three hours while I installed trim in the front bathroom.

We still have a lot to do before we can open the restaurant. A LOT. Thankfully my amazing wife has assembled a great team so my role is at least palatable for me right now. I have to do more carpentry, but I don't feel as overwhelmed by it as I did even two days ago. I was able to get a lot done there today with no tax clients. Most of what I have left is trim and finish work, but that often takes the longest.

I'm hoping the worst of winter is behind us now. Winter is far from over, but we've hit 30+ the past couple days with many more days to come around 35, give or take. No brutal cold in the long-range outlook, but a few chilly mornings still with tomorrow being around 5. I saw on the news last week the time period of Jan 23 - Feb 8 for Bangor was the second-coldest stretch since they kept records back 100 years ago. What a bunch of crap! No wonder our last restaurant heat bill was for $830...

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Sunday, 2-08-26: Superbowl Sunday and the Patriots.. I'm beat!
OMG the Patriots are in the Superbowl again!  They sucked for a few years after God-Brady left for Tampa Bay before he retired, but they were great this year.  Much better than expected and I saw they set a record for best year-over-year turnaround of all-time for a Superbowl team.  4-13 last year, 14-3 this year, now playing in the Superbowl against the Seattle Seahawks.  Sadly the Patriots are down 9-0 at halftime.  What a bunch of crap!  Seattle is a better team whose defense is incredible.  Pats could still win, but I'm not sure I can stay awake until the end because my awesome wife and I decided to get a lot done at the restaurant today and pretty much every day lately.

We bivouaced at 2030 last night, woke up on and off a little in the night, but mostly slept well for 0500 reveille and off to work as the sun was rising.  (Slept poorly Friday night.)  I actually didn't get to the bar until 0650 because our fuck-tard dogs decided to hang out off near the woods-line searching for deer shit to eat.  I swear to the gods who do not really exist that is true.  Our asshole dogs eat whatever frozen turds they can find including their own.  What a bunch of crap!  I wish we never got the dogs, but we are committed now and I don't always hate them.  I just can't stand them when they don't listen and eat crap.  Gods damn it!

I try to let the dogs play outside a little each day, mostly in the morning before I head into town, and this winter has been fantastic for them.  Too bad it's been terrible for us with below-average cold and above-average snow.  Thankfully tomorrow looks to be the last below-average temperature day for a while, and hopefully for most of what's left of winter.  If we can limp through February we really turn the corner towards spring by March.

Bad Bunny is doing the halftime show, and I don't give a shit about his music at all.  I put it on mute haha.  The production for the show is top-notch, though.  I respect Bad Bunny because when he did some appearances for the WWE he did awesome.  He seems to legit be a wrestling fan, and he actually put in the work to train and have decent celebrity-appearance matches a couple years ago.  He seems like a cool guy I just don't want to listen to his music.

I might not even be able to upload this bootleg update that almost no one will ever read for the entire month because I'm so busy.  Tax business is going gangbusters and the restaurant is as well.  We got a lot done this weekend there.  A LOT.  I didn't schedule any tax clients this weekend or tomorrow so I can give a good effort for the restaurant that we hope to open in just over a couple weeks.  Can we pull that off?  Maybe?  Hopefully!  This weekend we had plumbers, electricians, and Hawk there as well as my awesome wife, myself, and some other helpers.  Dillon did the gas for the kitchen and cleaned the ice machines so that was a HUGE help.  I built most of the DJ booth today and finally got home after 11 hours of working.  My awesome wife worked just as much if not a little longer since she was at the bar while I was trying to corral our turd-eating moron dogs.

Patriots are not looking good.  What a bunch of crap!  If Seattle scores a touchdown I think the game might be over because Seattle's defense is off-the-scale good.  I'm sure the Patriots will score some points, but maybe not until the end of the game when it's considered "garbage time" when the game is essentially over and points no longer matter.  Who knows, they might get shut out?  This will NOT be like the Patriots of years ago when they came back from a 28-9 deficit to the Falcons in the 3rd quarter.  I hope they come back, though.

I don't care as much about the game I'm just glad they made it this far.  They got lucky getting to the Superbowl in the playoffs, especially since a couple weeks ago in Denver they barely beat the Broncos and their backup QB.  I think they would've lost that game if Denver had their starting QB.  Who knows and in any case it's just a game and it's been fun to watch.

16-0 Seattle in the 4th quarter now.  Announcers said no Superbowl team has ever been shut out so I concede the loss I just hope the Pats can score a few points.  Bedtime soon as we have a long week ahead with lots of meetings, tax clients, carpentry, and the usual on the schedule.  I can barely keep up anymore what a bunch of crap!

 

 


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