(Last updated: 4-17-2025)

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Thursday, 4-17-25: Not time to bivouac yet but soon. An anniversary and more carpentry stuff.
It's just after 2100 so it's too soon to rack out with my crack out. My awesome wife went to sleep already because she wasn't feeling 100%. Hope she's better tomorrow and certainly good-to-go Saturday or our 10-year wedding anniversary. Weather looks good, warmest day of the year thus far at 67, and we'll likely go down to Portland for the day. I'm looking forward to taking an actual day off with my wife for the first time in 2025. We have had days off this year, but the focus is always working on the house all day (which I mostly enjoy by the way since it's our home.)

Bruce came today and got our little laundry room and half-bath hooked up. He also tied in the ice-maker for the fridge that I haven't even tried to use yet hahaha epic fail. We've just been doing the ice old-school like when we were kids using trays with water and freezing them. I don't mind doing that at all, but in the warmer months I'll use a lot more ice for my drinks (NOT ALWAYS BOOZE) so the convenience is nice and the plumbing was right there to tie into. I could have done it myself, ,but I need to motivate my ass as much as possible on this area of the downstairs:

Obviously the prior owner planned to keep the downstairs as a garage and storage, maybe a workshop, but we want it to be Kat's epic badass music area / hangout room / karaoke lounge so it needs sheetrock, a ceiling, flooring, trim, the usual. The garage door will be replaced with a slider and I'm just waiting for a decent-weather day to get on that. We have to rework the stairs and a couple windows and a door as well so it's probably not getting done until June. What a bunch of crap!

Bruce and Kevin were here all morning and before that I met our plow guy to talk about possible bush-hogging for our yard. I was able to get to Treats Falls for only an hour to do a second coat of mud before it was time to scoot over to the tax office to work on some stuff. I still have a few hours of work to do in the tax office, but I probably won't get to it until Tuesday afternoon. I want to work outside tomorrow and Monday since the forecast looks decent for both days. Party cloudy around 60 = YES PLEASE.

I have to be careful working on that garage job. I mean I don't want to fall off and get mangled when I'm 23-26 feet in the air, but I need to be careful I don't carry too much of a balance for the owner. He's never stiffed me, but getting too far in the financial hole is not going to work for us. I found out today he owes Bruce quite a bit of money and that is not cool since I introduced the two of them about 1.5 years ago so that makes me look bad. This guy needs to get square with Bruce or else it's not fair to Bruce if I keep working over there. Plus the same thing could happen to me. What a bunch of crap!

I'm not trying to take a verbal dump all over the guy for whom I'm contracting. I don't know the full story and it's not directly my business. I just know Bruce is a good plumber who is fair to work with and who costs a lot for sure, but less than any plumber from the Yellow Pages. (Or these days from a GOOGLE search hehehe.) It's worth checking the competition before you bitch about prices...

HOLY CRAP THIS SONG ABSOLUTELY RULES! I have YouTube playing 80s music and a really catchy tune just came on. The singer's voice seemed familiar, but wow was I wrong. This is Ah Ha Living aBoy's Adventure Tale. All I wanna know is why? Why have I never heard this amazing song before?! God bless the Interweb and Spectrum channel 1928 to help mine out the rare beautiful 80s song I don't know.

I guess I'm done now. I should be working on final restaurant numbers for legal-work, but I'd rather bivouac and get a fresh start on everything tomorrow.

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Wednesday, 4-16-25: Doesn't feel like the end of tax season.
Tax season ended yesterday as the April 15 filing deadline came and went, but it's not really done yet for my loser-ass. I have a lot of clients on extension, more than ever, I have stuff to work on tomorrow PM as well as a final meeting, and I just booked a May 12 meeting with clients. However, my season is mostly done and I'd comfortably say 95% of it is in the rear-view. Maybe? Hopefully!

I didn't have a crazy-long day yesterday in the office for the deadline. At about 1600 I put the last few on extension as planned and hit the road. Last-minute people aren't getting me late into the night, F that. I actually didn't even arrive in the office until close to noon because I had other morning obligations including a meeting at the garge job. Now I have interior work to do there and he wants a fence as well. JOB SECURITY! He wants the garage second floor done and he wants it to look finished from the outside by the time snow flies late this coming fall/early winter. I can do that, but he needs to pony up the precious... precious money it will take. At his current financial pace I won't be done until 2027 over there on that garage hahaha. That's fine with me because I have plenty of other work I can do here at our house. However, the work I do here at our place costs money whereas the work I do on that garage makes us money so I need a good balance so we don't go broke again like we almost did with that stupid gods damn restaurant.

^Part of my work today was dealing with this massive opening that I hope and *think* isn't a load-bearing wall he opened up. He has tenants there now who are probably 180 combined years old (very elderly husband and wife at least that's my guess) so it sucks trying to do that and not make a mess of their living space. He did move them to another section/unit while I worked or else it would have been impossible for me. All I wanna know is why? Why is this outlet like that? I told him I'm no Sparkie and he knows this so I shall do my best with what I have. Switch for the light in the middle of the trim? Seems like it's happening so we don't have to open up more walls and do junction boxes hahaha.

^GHETTO! I might have done the same thing hehehe.

The vibe for today was off. Things didn't really fall into place seamlessly like I hoped they would, but I did get to lose to Deno at racquetball before I came home. I have the place to myself because Kat is at an evening appointment and she should be home soon. I like having the place to myself and it should happen more often. She might be home now, not sure, but I'll scoot off this bootleg thing anyway because I have other things to do. I feel like I'm behind schedule already on all my other work. What a bunch of crap! Bruce comes to do more plumbing here tomorrow.

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Saturday, 4-12-25: Planning my after-tax season work.
The official tax-filing deadline is Tuesday, only 3 days away, and I'm done with 95% (or more) of my tax work for the season. Oh Jesus, hell ya! I have a few left to finish and a couple still to start that came in last-minute, but my final full day of work in the office for all of 2025 happened yesterday when I had a few client meetings and I worked from roughly 0900-1700 doing taxes. I had 4 different meetings and other emails and phone calls, remote clients to finish, etc. It was a nice revenue day as well.

I did work about 4 hours in the tax office today and then I played cutthroat racquetball against Gavin and Mike. They were good games, great exercise. I also texted with Cliff and talked to Gavin about blueberry raking and it seems very likely we are going to give it one more run this summer. Wow! Cliff is probably 75 years old so I don't know how much more gas he has in his tank for it. I don't even know how much gas I have in the tank for it! We keep thinking we're not doing it anymore and then it ends up happening. I'm actually looking forward to it and if the season is even half as good as it was two years ago the pay will be decent. If the crop compares at all to the one we had two years ago we should make GREAT money. Maybe? Hopefully!

Raking is always the very end of July and into August so what will I do for precious... precious money between now and then? Carpentry! I placed a big order for two separate deliveries from Home Depot. One comes here Tuesday with some supplies and one goes to that garage job-site Wednesday with more supplies. The carpentry here at our house won't pay the bills, quite the opposite, but it's necessary and I already planned to not make any money for half this year so I can put this place together. That garage job will be a nice supplemental income source as will blueberry raking. Who knows, Jason might need me to sub for him a little here and there as well and maybe some other stuff will come up that I actually want to do. No drug deals or sex for money, though hehehe. That's just not how I roll.

Hopefully the last half of this month features a lot of decent weather because the first half has been an absolute disaster. We've had a couple marginal days like Thursday when it was sunny, but we didn't even hit 50 Thursday even with a lot of sun. This weekend is this piece of shit as well:

We actually had some wet snow earlier and more wet snow might fall tomorrow. Big coastal low just spinning itself out over the Gulf of Maine bringing cold and wet weather all weekend. What a bunch of crap! Oh well I'd rather have the trash-weather now during tax season and better weather when I can work outside more. I should have a nice tan by the end of next month, if not sooner, because I have a lot of exterior work to do. A lot.

Tomorrow I plan to work on the house all day. I made a tentative plan for the downstairs and I can begin some of that prep and framing before I get a skid of 34 sheets of 1/2" 4x10 sheetrock delivered in a few days. The downstairs will need sheetrock just about everywhere and that will use up a ton of precious... precious time. Thankfully we can do drop-ceilings down there so I won't have to do the dreaded ceiling mud and tape that I absolutely can't stand to do.

On bad-weather days I have plenty of interior work to do downstairs and on good-weather days I have plenty of work to do outside not only at that garage job but also here. I want to build an attached garage here as well as a badass new deck so I'm hopeful I can pull that off by late spring, especially the deck, so we can enjoy it for the warmer months. We do have a deck off the kithen, but it's kinda bootleg and won't get any sun so I don't think I'll spend a lot of time on that one. It'll be a great place for the grill and maybe the outdoor table for summer meals where we won't roast in the sun, though. I dunno, it's all theory because we haven't even lived here on a day where we've seen 60 degrees yet. Gods damn winter!

I recorded most of the Red Sox vs. White Sox game from earlier and it's 2-2 in the 8th in Chicago. The White Sox were TERRIBLE last year, but so were the Red Sox what a bunch of crap! Sadly the Red Sox are only 7-8 for the season but the season is only 10% over so that doesn't matter very much... yet. The Celtics are going to the playoffs starting next week and they comfortably locked up the #2 seed in the Eastern Confrence. I haven't even watched much of them lately because these last few games of their season are a waste since the end result wouldn't change their playoff seeding. They have a great team again this year, but not as good as Cleveland. Playoffs are like the start of a new mini-season, though. I'm looking forward to watching at least a few of those NBA playoff games and I'll have a lot more precious... precous time to do so since tax season will be over.

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Sunday, 4-06-25: Another really good weekend comes to a close.
It'll be time to bivouac soon, I have the Red Sox on and they are winning again so that's a bonus. I don't watch the Sox that much, but I'll try to check in more often this season. The game actually started a couple hours ago, but I am watching a recording of it and the Sox just took a 6-1 lead in the 2nd inning awesome! The Red Sox started the season with a win, they lost 4 in a row, and now they've won 4 in a row and if they win this one that'll be 6-4 on the season. They made some roster changes in the off-season and, at least in theory, have a better team this year than they've had in a long time. We shall see...

I didn't have any tax clients this weekend and we got a lot of productive work done at the house. We had a nice family dinner last night, I played racquetball yesterday and went for a 2-mile jog/walk (but mostly jog) earlier today, and there isn't anything major to complain about. Oh, I realized the dogs like to eat deer shit and there is a lot of that around the property. What a bunch of crap! When I put them out they seem to find the nearest pile and start eating it even when it's right in front of me. OMG REALLY?!

I am happy we have so many deer droppings around the property because that means there are plenty of deer living in the area and who knows, maybe one of them will end up in our freezer later this year. We've seen them a few times so that'a always awesome. Sadly I don't know how to break the dogs of their turd-eating ways. Hell, they sometimes eat each other's poop. WHAT A BUNCH OF CRAP STOP EATING THE CRAP.

Tiger Lily will be 9 and Groot will be 8 this year so I guess there is no hope of stopping them from at least trying. Sucks I have to babysit their asses every time I want to let them out of the corral-area so they can play in our spacious yard. Sucks we have to worry about ticks already, too. No ticks these past few days, but we've see a few on them recently gods damn it.

I filed our taxes a few days ago and this is the result:

Our taxable income hasn't even hit the standard deduction the past two years due to the restaurant (epic failer!) but I gotta pay self-employment tax for my income from doing taxes. The tax business has had a really good year so far and I should exceed my revenue goal by a decent amount. I have 1.5 more weeks of that before the April 15 deadline comes and goes and I can focus more on carpentry both here at the house and at that garage I started last fall. We also have a 10-year wedding anniversary to look forward to shortly after tax season ends.

Our TV entertainment center is almost done now thanks to my awesome wife being really good at the staining and polyurethane finish-work. Here it is as of yesterday before she sanded and stained the top part:

^We had that electric fireplace on last night for atmosphere and it was really amazing. We probably won't use it for heat, but the decorative mode alone makes it a very worthy addition to our home.

Today I did a bunch of trim work up here in our living room and entry before I removed some useless framing around the stairs leading up to our living room and kitchen. The stairs we have now suck because they're too steep with not enough tread per step. We have a 7.75" rise with only an 8.25" tread. What a bunch of crap! I don't have the head-room for a true 7x11 code-standard step, but I think I can get closer to 7.5 and 9.5. The extra 1.25" per tread will make a big difference. Maybe? Hopefully!

Alright turds, all two of you who read this bootleg site, I'm gonna rack out. Goonies never say die!

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Tuesday, 4-01-25: No jokes on April Fool's Day.
I have an easy day of work today, this first day of April and "April Fool's" day. No in-person tax clients, and I really don't have to go to the office today. However, I will stop in for a couple hours to work on some stuff just so the rest of my week doesn't get too jammed up. I should finish our own taxes soon, too. Our taxes are a joke since we're poor because we opened a restaurant. What a bunch of crap!

There are only a couple weeks left of my usual tax season since the deadline to file is actually April 15th this year, the first year in probably a decade where the deadline is not extended due to COVID, storms, a weekend, or a holiday. I will still have a few clients after the deadline because I always do, but not too many.

The tax business took in over $10,000 last month. OMG AWESOME! March was a monster month for the tax business and I easily surpassed my prior best ever month that was likely closer to $6000. It's not all profit because I have rent, software, other programs, ink, paper, the usual. I also pay a bit in credit-card fees since a lot of my clients pay with plastic. The business has definitely grown and this will be my best ever year doing taxes from an income perspective. I lost a few clients, I always do, but I gained even more and I gained some good business clients that generate more precious... precious money than the simple ones. I like doing the easy taxes, but it takes a lot of them to make good money. Sometimes keeping the really easy ones pays well in the long-run when they refer others to me and when their lives change and they have more complexities arise.

Work has been coming along nicely at the house, and since I'm only working 20-30 hours a week lately on the tax side of things I have time to keep making progress on all the carpentry. On Saturday I didn't do much because we had a small gathering Friday night, only a few people, but it was fun and one of our friends got wasted like Doc-J and 8-Ball from Full Metal Jacket so she was passed out on the couch for a while the next morning. I had some drinks, but I didn't have a hangover because I haven't overdone it at all with the booze since we've lived here and since... many months ago maybe our July 4th party last year?

It was fun having our very first little gathering here, and it will be great when we can have a bigger space for it all including what will be better weather for being outdoors. The weather lately has been terrible with below-normal cold and some winter-like days thrown in. We had a really cold weekend with temps in the 20s and 30s and some snow and freezing rain both days last weekend. What a bunch of crap! Nothing needing plowing or causing power outages, but more nusiance stuff. Yesterday was cool and rainy and today is cool, cloudy, and windy so far.

We did have a few decent-weather days last month so I did a few short jogs outdoors, 7.5 total miles over 5 different days so not impressive at all. I suck at jogging even on perfect-weather days so it gets all-bad on the borderline-weather days. I generally avoid going when it's not at least in the mid-40s since the cold gets into my lungs and makes me stuffy after. Does that make me a pussy?! Hopefully for next winter I'll have the treadmill set up along with a fully-functional badass gym. The gym is still a long way away, perhaps not until the summer, because I have too much else to work on. Oh well I'll do yoga, play racquetball, and jog more. So far this year my exercise routine has been a shit-show as we adapt to our new life in Eddington. What a bunch of crap!

Ticks are out now and that is becoming a huge problem. We've pulled some off the dogs and found engorged dead ones around the house. Our overgrown yard is a haven for ticks and the dogs love to play all through it. It's made me not want to take them outside over the past few days, but I still have let them out to run around at least a little. We have a corral-area for them to use to do their business, but giving them space to roam is important. We did treat them with repellant, but that stuff doesn't 100% solve the problem.

My awesome wife said chickens eat ticks so maybe we get some of them this spring? I dunno how to care for a chicken but it can't be that hard, right? Get them a coop and food and voila then we could have eggs as well as nuggets!

Alright turds, all two of you who read this bootleg site, I'm gonna get my worthless ass to work now and maybe do some yoga first. It's a slow start to the day can't believe it's already 0945 and I haven't accomplished jack shit other than writing my worthless thoughts on here and doing a little tax reading in between surfing the web for a bit. I use my old-ass computer less now that we are here in Eddington because I don't feel like I need it as much. Plus I use the computer a lot when I'm doing taxes and I get sick of looking at a computer screen.

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